Yeah, Star Wars is cool as shit. I like— ( Naturally, he was going to mention the sexy slave scene with Leia in the two-piece, but this guy on the phone has already clocked him once for being too horny on main. He should probably tone it down for the doctor's sake. ) ...The big battle between Anakin and his master-trainer dude.

( Which isn't a lie. )

All right, Dungeon Master. Set it up. Gimme a totally cool scenario for my character to fucking slay.

My character is tall, ripped, barbarian dude. With a gun. Obviously.