( It'd be clear to anyone with eyes that Chris is into this. D&D is nerdy and dumb and for losers, but he's got a good enough imagination, and everyone had a Skyrim phase at some point in their life. Becoming the Dragonborn for the sake of peace was fun. He closes his eyes. )

Yeah... Yeah, okay. I get it. So, I'm buff as shit from carrying around hit heavy-ass paladin broadsword. Obviously. And I don't give a shit about peace. 'Cause I'm an EVIL paladin. So I'm grab this fuckin' shrimp, lift him up in the air, and I say... Hey, Gunhead Rockhard. What's in it for me?—

Wait, are you the midget? 'Cause that changes things. If you're the midget, I'll only lift him a little bit off the ground. Not a whole lot.