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Chris Smith ([personal profile] suspectratio) wrote in [community profile] messnet 2022-04-16 12:52 am (UTC)

Not like the football team, you limb-dicked sonofabitch.

A patriot! Someone who bleeds red, white, and blue! Someone who understands how goddamn incredible this country is!

Where else can you eat a burger while getting your dick sucked without the girl complaining about getting mustard in her hair?

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