[Oh boy, these are some really intense face exercises, but don't worry buddy, he'll spot you!]
[Or just, uh, get sweated on a lot?]
[Wait, hold on, that's not sweat, that's the other thing. The Bad thing.]
[No! Absolutely not! Not allowed!]
[Chris better prepare for his face to get even more soggy than it already is because Adrian is going to do his damnedest to lick The Sad away. Slobber is a way better thing to have on your face than tears, that's a fact, the internet said so.]
( Chris wouldn't let himself openly sob any other time, but he's just sobbing with his dog, so it's cool. He's sobbed around Eagly, and Eagly is the best, most understanding pet in the world. Adrian has to come at least close to that if he's willing to lick away Chris's face sweat, a by-product of these intense exercises. )
Oh, buddy... Oh, man. How could I ever have killed you?
( Slobber isn't nearly as gross as it could be, but he's still going to wipe his face clean the moment he can. He brings both hands up to scritch behind Adrian's ears, and sobs a little more because he feels like a terrible, terrible person. )
[Adrian does not have the capacity for speech right now, and he's not sure how else to assure Chris that being killed by him would be an honor and a privilege, but he hopes some good old fashioned nuzzling will get the point across.]
[He tucks his head right under Chris's chin and keeps it there, tail gently thumping as though to say don't worry buddy, you can kill me anytime!]
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[Or just, uh, get sweated on a lot?]
[Wait, hold on, that's not sweat, that's the other thing. The Bad thing.]
[No! Absolutely not! Not allowed!]
[Chris better prepare for his face to get even more soggy than it already is because Adrian is going to do his damnedest to lick The Sad away. Slobber is a way better thing to have on your face than tears, that's a fact,
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Oh, buddy... Oh, man. How could I ever have killed you?
( Slobber isn't nearly as gross as it could be, but he's still going to wipe his face clean the moment he can. He brings both hands up to scritch behind Adrian's ears, and sobs a little more because he feels like a terrible, terrible person. )
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[He tucks his head right under Chris's chin and keeps it there, tail gently thumping as though to say don't worry buddy, you can kill me anytime!]