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Chris Smith ([personal profile] suspectratio) wrote in [community profile] messnet2022-04-15 03:20 pm

UN: Peacemaker

Hey. What the fuck do wolves eat?
murdersavant: (If the world didn't suck)

[personal profile] murdersavant 2022-04-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy, these are some really intense face exercises, but don't worry buddy, he'll spot you!]

[Or just, uh, get sweated on a lot?]

[Wait, hold on, that's not sweat, that's the other thing. The Bad thing.]

[No! Absolutely not! Not allowed!]

[Chris better prepare for his face to get even more soggy than it already is because Adrian is going to do his damnedest to lick The Sad away. Slobber is a way better thing to have on your face than tears, that's a fact, the internet said so.]
murdersavant: (I am what I am)

[personal profile] murdersavant 2022-04-17 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Adrian does not have the capacity for speech right now, and he's not sure how else to assure Chris that being killed by him would be an honor and a privilege, but he hopes some good old fashioned nuzzling will get the point across.]

[He tucks his head right under Chris's chin and keeps it there, tail gently thumping as though to say don't worry buddy, you can kill me anytime!]