UN: Peacemaker

[suspectratio]

Hey. What the fuck do wolves eat?

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[suspectratio]

Yeah? ...Cool.

Once Adrian is done being a fucking wolf, I know he'll be on board. We got a whole team of people who'll play.

[hulk]

W- Done with being a wolf??

[suspectratio]

Oh, yeah. My best friend's a werewolf. Fucking sick, right?

[hulk]

I'm s- A.

[ EXCUSE??? ]

You didn't mention any of this when I was talking about the exotic animal smuggling!

[ ...That may be a more revealing thing to be annoyed about than, uh. Just being surprised at a werewolf in general. Ope. ]

[suspectratio]

Your stupid opinion of me doesn't define me, dickcheese. If you call me an animal smuggler, that doesn't fucking make me one.

Plus, what if you were one of those anti-wolf cops??? I had to feel out the vibe, first. Because if you tried to take away my werewolf, I'd have to fucking kill you, y'know?

[hulk]

What are you talking about, anti-wolf cops? How c-

Oh my god.

[suspectratio]

Who are you, motherfucker?

[hulk]

Somebody trying to figure out who these alleged anti-wolf cops even are, good lord.

[suspectratio]

People will pay big money to learn more about Adrian, all right? I'm not gonna let that happen.

[hulk]

[ Okay. Okay, let's just think about this logically. What are the odds that he's talking to somebody who just happens to personally know a werewolf. This is the internet. There's like nine billion people.

Let's get through some process of elimination questions before we get really into this. Such as— ]

Okay, b- How are you sure this is a werewolf you're talking about? Could this not just be...a random regular wolf that you picked up on the side of the road somewhere?