fantabulousandwich: (Uuhhh...)
Harley Quinn ([personal profile] fantabulousandwich) wrote in [community profile] messnet2022-04-15 08:28 pm

UN: RuffStuff - Private

[So someone broke in, stripped off their power ranger costume, and.... left her a big dog? There's only one person it could have been.]

To: Slade
From: Harley

Your new uniform looks stupid.
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[personal profile] ikonsuit 2022-04-16 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
All I did was mend a hole in the shoulder, Quinn. Can you really tell the difference?

You've got good eyes.
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[personal profile] ikonsuit 2022-04-16 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Said your eyes were good. Didn't say you were using them for anything worthwhile.

( Much better. )

I don't need a visor. Unlike you, my eye is good AND I put it to good use. If nothing else, I can see well enough to tell you that I don't know what you're talking about.

Anyone trying to frame me is doing a shit job at it, it sounds like. All you need is a big sword and hint of orange for the GCPD to have my name in their book, and this person can't even be assed to do that much.

Find better enemies.
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[personal profile] ikonsuit 2022-04-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always doing nice shit for you.

You think I'd crawl in your window, leave my suit on your floor, and wouldn't be waiting in bed for you to join me? Almost wish it was me, but it's not.
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[personal profile] ikonsuit 2022-04-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It wasn’t me.

You’re in Gotham. This should be a regular Friday to you.

But you’re a big girl. You know how to handle a baseball bat. It’s not like you need my permission to knock some creep into next Tuesday. Or my help.

How’s the dog? Feral or friendly?