Harley Quinn (
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UN: RuffStuff - Private
[So someone broke in, stripped off their power ranger costume, and.... left her a big dog? There's only one person it could have been.]
To: Slade
From: Harley
Your new uniform looks stupid.
To: Slade
From: Harley
Your new uniform looks stupid.
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You've got good eyes.
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You're handing out compliments now? What, are you sick?
I don't mean playing seamstress; I mean this knock-off power ranger bullshit. You decided your 40 abs weren't being emphasized enough?
How do you even seen out of this visor? Never figured you for a rose-tinted glasses type.
[Of course she's trying it on.]
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( Much better. )
I don't need a visor. Unlike you, my eye is good AND I put it to good use. If nothing else, I can see well enough to tell you that I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyone trying to frame me is doing a shit job at it, it sounds like. All you need is a big sword and hint of orange for the GCPD to have my name in their book, and this person can't even be assed to do that much.
Find better enemies.
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Right, so you're not the one who left his costume and a present in my apartment. Guess I got a secret admirer. Who's running around Gotham naked.
You know you can't get credit for doing nice shit unless you actually fess up to it, right?
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You think I'd crawl in your window, leave my suit on your floor, and wouldn't be waiting in bed for you to join me? Almost wish it was me, but it's not.
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[A beat.]
It really wasn't you?
Then who the FUCK left their clothes and their dog in my place?? WHO DOES THAT
Wilson. I think maybe I got a stalker.
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Youβre in Gotham. This should be a regular Friday to you.
But youβre a big girl. You know how to handle a baseball bat. Itβs not like you need my permission to knock some creep into next Tuesday. Or my help.
Howβs the dog? Feral or friendly?