UN: RuffStuff - Private

[fantabulousandwich]

[So someone broke in, stripped off their power ranger costume, and.... left her a big dog? There's only one person it could have been.]

To: Slade
From: Harley

Your new uniform looks stupid.

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[fantabulousandwich]

[There's the Wilson she knows and- well, knows, anyway.]

Right, so you're not the one who left his costume and a present in my apartment. Guess I got a secret admirer. Who's running around Gotham naked.

You know you can't get credit for doing nice shit unless you actually fess up to it, right?

[ikonsuit]

I'm always doing nice shit for you.

You think I'd crawl in your window, leave my suit on your floor, and wouldn't be waiting in bed for you to join me? Almost wish it was me, but it's not.

[fantabulousandwich]

You? Please. You break into my apartment and drink my milk. And don't even have the grace to bring me flowers while you're at it.

[A beat.]

It really wasn't you?

Then who the FUCK left their clothes and their dog in my place?? WHO DOES THAT

Wilson. I think maybe I got a stalker.

[ikonsuit]

No. It wasn’t me.

You’re in Gotham. This should be a regular Friday to you.

But you’re a big girl. You know how to handle a baseball bat. It’s not like you need my permission to knock some creep into next Tuesday. Or my help.

How’s the dog? Feral or friendly?