UN: Peacemaker

[suspectratio]

Hey. What the fuck do wolves eat?

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[hulk]

That is absolutely not what I was going to ask, no exceptions required, thank you. No. I'm good. More than. Thanks.

Pizzagate??

[suspectratio]

Sure, dude. No worries. I appreciate your consideration. You’re welcome.

Pizzagate? In DC? With the trafficking ring in the basement?

[hulk]

Consideration? No. What? No.

I've kind of been busy with some stuff. In and out of the country. A trafficking ring??

[suspectratio]

Yeah, but you considered it before you turned me down, and that counts for something.

It was a huge thing. The Clintons were involved. The Obamas were involved. I think GameStop was in the mix.

[hulk]

You may be mistaking consideration for sheer shock. I don't do any of that kind of thing to count.

Want to know what. I think I'm going to take my own advice and Google it.

[suspectratio]

You don't like sex? You're asexual?

Yeah, it's fucking wild. Check it out. I've got some videos too. Crazy shit. Hard to find peace in a world like this.

[hulk]

I cannot believe I'm having this conversation but. No, I just choose not to.

...Yikes. This planet really is getting all kinds of something. [ Up to and including him. Oh. There goes off that unfortunate thought train to crash and burn. ]

[suspectratio]

You don't miss it?

[hulk]

Doesn't matter.

[suspectratio]

Yeah, man. It kind of matters.

[hulk]

Nope. Not like it's necessary or anything.

[suspectratio]

It's not necessary but it's pretty fucking great.

Why'd you give it up?

[hulk]

Health issues.

[suspectratio]

You okay?

[hulk]

I'm answering questions about wolves on the internet.

Which is to say I'm not dying.

[suspectratio]

I DID learn a lot from you...

[hulk]

See. It's all good.

[suspectratio]

Do you want a burger?

[hulk]

You don't even know where I am. But it's







Thank you anyway. You are still very, very strange but that's nice of you.

[suspectratio]

Oh. You're right.

I don't know your name, either.

I'm Chris.

[hulk]

Nice to meet you, Chris.

[suspectratio]

Sorry for being a dick earlier.

[hulk]

It's okay. I know a little bit about having bad days.

[suspectratio]

Me too, man.

You know, if we got burgers, I totally wouldn't drop condiments in your hair. Because I know you aren't into that sorta thing.

[hulk]

All right, yeah, I walked right into that one.