messnet | UN: Peacemaker

[ No, he's a Gamma which you've conveniently missed out on. Thank god. ]

Sigma is the eighteenth letter out of twenty-four total. If you wanted to insult somebody based on this outdated science, omega is the actual last.

But yeah, it's not real. The guy who came up with that theory based it on a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too small a zoo enclosure that didn't have proper enrichment and had too many weird smells. So it was less about how wolves actually are in the wild and more about how wolves are when they're stressed out beyond reason due to external interference.

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Omega bros are respectable. I'd fuck an omega.

Wouldn't fuck a sigma male.

( ... )

Wait, really?

Okay, I accept Sigma.

And yes. Really really.

Wild wolf packs are usually just families. Larger ones will have multiple breeding pairs but it's not a weird wild dictatorship out there. Like I said, that's a human problem.

Edited (i don't like repeating icons sue me) 2022-04-19 22:44 (UTC)

I know what you're gonna ask.

And, yes. Yes, I will make an exception for you.

Good to know everything I know about the world is a fucking lie. What's next, Pizzagate didn't really happen?

That is absolutely not what I was going to ask, no exceptions required, thank you. No. I'm good. More than. Thanks.

Pizzagate??

Sure, dude. No worries. I appreciate your consideration. You’re welcome.

Pizzagate? In DC? With the trafficking ring in the basement?

Consideration? No. What? No.

I've kind of been busy with some stuff. In and out of the country. A trafficking ring??

Yeah, but you considered it before you turned me down, and that counts for something.

It was a huge thing. The Clintons were involved. The Obamas were involved. I think GameStop was in the mix.

You may be mistaking consideration for sheer shock. I don't do any of that kind of thing to count.

Want to know what. I think I'm going to take my own advice and Google it.

You don't like sex? You're asexual?

Yeah, it's fucking wild. Check it out. I've got some videos too. Crazy shit. Hard to find peace in a world like this.

I cannot believe I'm having this conversation but. No, I just choose not to.

...Yikes. This planet really is getting all kinds of something. [ Up to and including him. Oh. There goes off that unfortunate thought train to crash and burn. ]